You are the smartest and most adorable little girl I know.
Maybe even too smart.
But, I’d really like to know why you feel the need to pull poop out of your diaper?
This habit has got to stop!
I could understand if it only happened once but, one to two times per week is a little bit excessive.
Picking pieces of poop out of your shag rug was gross.
Finding pieces of poop in your bedding was disgusting.
But, finding poop on your fingers and in your Play Doh this morning was the worst.
It’s really difficult to tell if the red play doh has black play doh mixed in it or if it’s just poop.
Every time I find your hands and shirt and other objects covered in poop you say sorry,
but I’d love it even more if your sorry included keeping your poop in your diaper.
I know that you’re only two and you might not understand the entire concept of an apology,
but please please please try to keep your poop where it belongs.
It would definitely make my life a lot easier.